Lots of Spills and Sunshine

Lots of Spills and Sunshine

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Fight for Night

As I lay in my claw foot tub engulfed with almond milk, I am debating whether to exfoliate my legs or minimize my pores... I unwrap a highly advertised Bliss chocolate and have a realization; People for centuries now have been complaining that there just arn't enough hours in the day, how can one possibly get everything done?, I just wish there were more workable hours! Are these people out of their cotton-pickin minds? or is it just me? Now that was a bit harsh, maybe these individuals had severe heat stroke and were seriously confused, because it seems very obvious to me that there are not enough hours in the NIGHT! Yes that is right we need to stand together and FIGHT FOR NIGHT! I would be completely satisfied actually delighted, if we were to shorten the day to 5 or 6 hours and sleep the rest away. Not only would this cut down the number of temper tantrums, it would enhance beauty, eliminate stress totally eliminate overeating! Not to mention cut down on pollution...MOM TY HIT ME!... My daydreaming was once again cut short by Oliver spitting up on me in a somewhat waterfall fashion. I must have confused spit up for almond milk and hence the elaborate daydream took off. However I do feel I am on to something.

3 comments:

Teresa said...

I am so with you girl!! More sleepy time!! Sleep solves everything!

Melissa said...

I totally agree! And i think you should write a book, your very good with words. I always look forward to your posts because they make me laugh and they are always so good no matter the subject. So get writing girl.

Lisa S. Luckey said...

Oh my goodness, you just crack me up. I can totally see this. I just found your blog from reading up on Chris's facebook and saw you had a blog. I'll be blog stocking you from now on, if you don't mind.

Lisa Moody (AKA May)