Lots of Spills and Sunshine

Lots of Spills and Sunshine

Thursday, May 29, 2008

GARBAGE

As I watched the garbage truck haul away my weeks worth of waste I had a lightbulb moment! It took me two years for this moment to occur but when it did it was worth the wait...

If the city of Nanaimo was willing to come to my house weekly and kindly take my trash away then it is only natural for me to include ALL my trash in the bags! There is one large item I have been despretley trying to get rid of I have tried everything, I took "it" to the dump but the disposal fee was way too high, next I tried the hazerdous material site and they took one look and said NO WAY! I tried the recycling exchange, they laughed and as I walked away mumbled under their breath " as if any one else will ever find use for that!". So at last I am leaving "it" in the trusty hands of the city employees, now all I have to do is convince "it" to hop into a green garbage bag, tie the top and wait patiently on my curb at 11:15 am monday morning!!!!! For those of you unfamiliar with the native Canadian dialect "it" is pronounced
L-E-E S-L-O-B-O-D-A-N

2 comments:

Chris & Kimme said...

hey, not to rain on your parade or anything but i dont think that even a city garbage man will accept that kind of waste!!!

las cosas de la vida said...

Mmmmm... I don't want to add anything more to your desperation... but I don't think you'll ever get rid of "it"... after all he will always be involved in your children's lives...:{